"I don't play the dozens, the dozens ain't my game,
But the way I f*ck your mother is a god damn shame."
-- Traditional verse, as quoted by Elijah Wald in The Dozens: A History of Rap's Mama by Elijah Wald, Oxford University Press, 2012, pg. 3.
"Let us all praise Lord Ash, ning-a-ning! For his generous hospitality"--he struck a pose, a waggish aside to his invisible audience---"(don't let the door strike you in the rump!) ning-a-ning!"
As an aside, I wonder how many folks got a hit on this article based on a Narnia search? It tickles me to think "lots".
And finally, I reckon you should read both books. The second I know is outstanding; the first I just started, and seems swell so far.